racheeljadee

chivalryisdead:

vuqt:

I SAID A HEH A HAH A HEH A HEBBY TO THE HEBAWASEBE NO WAH MA HUBBY AND A BOOBIE AND NAH BIBIBIBIH

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stop right now, thank you very much I need somebody with a human touch.

Anonymous

Hey you, always on the run, gotta slow it right down gotta have some fuuuuuuuuun <3

Play this at my funeral please xoxoxo

Need.

Best thing I have read all day. (letter from Gillard)

Dear People of Australia ,

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown of the Economy, your Government has decided to implement a scheme to put Workers 50 years of age and older on early retirement. This scheme Will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the government to be eligible For the SHAFT scheme (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (Scheme Covering Retired Early Workers). A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the government Deems appropriate.

Only persons who have been RAPED can get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependants & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance). Obviously, persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not Be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the government..

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on, will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The government Has always prided itself in the amount of SHIT it gives out. Should You feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the Attention of your local MP. They have been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Yours Sincerely, Julia Gillard

Everybody on my Dashboard are getting questions and im sitting here like

its-unthinkable:

(Source: itsthatgirlnanda)

Can I just say how attractive poetic males with intelligence are?

That is all.

This is my dream home.

Walk through the front door. Welcome!

Here’s the kid’s playroom. It’s very Narnian isn’t it?

Let me bring you upstairs. Why yes, that’s what I did with our cupboard under the stairs. Nice spot to read.

Here’s my daughter’s room.

Here’s my son’s room.

Are you planning on staying the night? Here’s our guest room. It’s not much but it’s cozy.

And finally here’s our master bedroom. So what do you think?

yaymaddie:

lanabecker:

This would be the worst bed to make

you wouldnt even have to get out of bed, you could just roll!